Your Houston Real Estate Information Source: Here's My Offer... (written on a sheet of notebook paper)

Here's My Offer... (written on a sheet of notebook paper)

Today at 10:00 this morning is the deadline to submit your "bid" on one of our offices foreclosures. At 9:49 a man walked in breathing heavy as he had just ran from his vehicle to make sure he crossed the threshold of our front door. He literally stuck his head in my office and said.. "I'm here, it's before ten!"

 

I had no idea who this man was.

 

He then proceeds to hand me a hand written offer that he calls legal and binding. He wrote it up on a piece of notebook paper that he had yanked out of a spiral notebook. He then asked me to sign it to prove that it was submitted BEFORE TEN. (didn't happen)

 

Here's what you should know.

1. No offer will be accepted on any property (that I'm aware of) that's sumbitted in this manner. Not in this solar system anyways.

2. I've NEVER seen a cash offer be accepted without proof of funds.

3. No bank foreclosure will accept this type of offer. You have to sign addendum's, contracts and office disclosures.

4. Your offer must be submitted online with or without an agent. Probably best to use an agent so you can understand the process/mkt conditions/negotiating strategy and so much more.

5. IF you REALLY, REALLY want a property do things correctly.

 

This buyer assumed that I would process his sheet of paper and provide  him a response by today. He had hoped that I could secure the property for him.

I didn't write up an offer on his behalf. He came storming in without an appointment, without the proper paperwork, without having seen the property and without the slightest idea on how the process worked. Well, I take that back... he said his banker told him to offer 1k above the list price to "ensure he got the property."


My departing words to him were that he should enlist the help of an agent for the purchase and a banker who is wise enough to stick to what they know ... and that's BANKING. You would think a banker would have advised this man how a foreclosure bidding war works before shipping him down the primrose path so to speak.  

 

 

 

 

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20 commentsGreg Nino Houston Texas • January 23 2012 11:27AM

Comments

Wow.  That's all I have to say about that.  

Posted by The Christiansen Team (Century 21 Bradley ) 4 months ago

Consumers think they know. They have a ways to learn, dont they?

Posted by Loreena Yeo, RealtorĀ®| Frisco TX Community Advocate (214)783-2210 (3:16 team REALTY ~ Locally-owned Frisco TX Real Estate Co.) 4 months ago

That's just scary.  Another infomercial strikes again.....

Posted by Liz and Bill Spear RE/MAX Elite Warren County Ohio: Cincinnati to Dayton (513.265.3004 www.LizTour.com) 4 months ago

Loreena,

 

You know, If I was going to spend a big chunk of cash on something that I had never done before I'd at least spend 5 minutes on Google researching how to follow through appropriately.

Posted by Greg Nino Houston Texas (RE/MAX West Houston Professionals) 4 months ago
He must have been watching flip this house or something last night. That's just ridiculous. He needs an agent to work with bad, but he's so far off par that I'm not even sure I'd want to work with him.
Posted by Nathan Tutas (Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.) 4 months ago

Too many folks watch midnight TV.... they don't realize that the real world does not work they way it's portrayed on TV infomericals.

Posted by Jeanne and Ralph Janisch CRS, Brokers Your Home Team (Your Home Team) 4 months ago

That guy was actually another referral from me. You blew it!

Posted by Doug Rogers- Your Pineville Louisiana Agent (Bayou Properties Realty) 4 months ago

SERIOUSLY?!  Dude, that is one of the funniest stores I've heardin the last 12 months.  Classic.

Posted by Justin Dibbs, RealtorĀ® Serving the Loudoun County area (571) 449-6565 (EXIT Gridiron Realty - Northern VA Homes and Real Estate) 4 months ago

Did his name happen to be Carlton Sheets?

Posted by Jason Sardi (I love kittens cute & My Jennifer!!) 4 months ago

Curse you Sardi! That was going to be my comment... and, once again, you've stolen my idea and claim it as your own!!!

Posted by Craig Rutman Raleigh/ Cary/ Apex area Realtor (Helping people in transition) 4 months ago

That's awesome. I wonder what makes someone not only act like a fool, but think that it's acceptable to do business that way!

Posted by Eric Michael, CDPE -Real Estate & Short Sale Professional 734.564.1519 (Remerica Integrity, RealtorsĀ®, Northville, MI) 4 months ago

Sorry Craig.  As I say, "If you can't be great, at least copy it."

Posted by Jason Sardi (I love kittens cute & My Jennifer!!) 4 months ago

Soooo, an offer on a sticky note no good either?  What if it's 10k above asking price?  Come on, give a guy a break. Hahahahahaha...

Well, I hope you were nice :)!

Posted by Brenda Mullen-ABR, e-Pro-210-807-0819 Selling San Antonio TX Area Real Estate (Keller Williams Realty) 4 months ago

He probably stormed a phone call into a bankers office to see how best to win a bid. The answer bid 1K over the asking price... the banker most likely got the same bums rush you did and did not even know that he was going to do what he did to you!

Posted by Sussie Sutton (United Texas Realtors) 4 months ago

Greg, that's just crazy!  I can't believe that in this day and age he didn't know how to properly submit an offer or at the very least ask a professional how to do it!

Posted by Linda K Mayer- SoCAL 210 Corridor A REALTOR YOU CAN TRUST! (License # 01767321) 4 months ago

At least it wasn't written on a cocktail napkin from Spit on The Floor Saloon.

Posted by Liz Wallace Broker C21 Sherlock Homes Rockville Centre, LI, NY (Century 21 Sherlock Homes) 4 months ago

Sadly in Indiana, if it is written down on paper and the buyer and seller sign it it is binding.  Not recommended of course, but legal.  Even with a fully executed purchase agreement the banks addendums have to be signed.  So a purchase agreement doesn't make a whole lot of difference, again in Indiana.

Posted by Evelyn Johnston Real Estate Agent Elkhart Indiana Subdivision Specialist (Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC) 4 months ago

I have encountered a few of these completely clueless buyers... it blows me away.  Really.  Kathy

Posted by Kathy Schowe~ La Quinta, California 760-333-8886 (SchoweProperties@msn.com) 4 months ago

This is too funny! I once rec'd a call from a buyer that I had never met that wanted me to submit 7 offers on properties and it was to all be done via fax.

Posted by LaNita Cates (REMAX of Joliet) 4 months ago

Was it a valid offer?  Probably.  Was it going to work in that situation, probably not.  I'm sure your listing, like all REO's, had detailed instructions on the only way an offer could/would be submitted and accepted for that listing.  It is a funny story, though.  :-)

Posted by Phoenix Arizona Real Estate ~ Doreen McPherson (Homesmart ~ Scottsdale ~ Tempe) 4 months ago

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